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Joe Biden Signs 151st Executive Order
Solving the “tense situation” at the border
President Joe Biden just signed his 151st executive somewhere in the White House. During his morning coffee and in his blue bath robe, he decided to have an impromptu signing ceremony. The President stated that the order would solve the current immigration situation at the southern border.
The order has two separate parts. The first part is meant to ease the crowding that is currently happening at the concentration camps created by his open border policy and at the same guarantee a better life for those who have entered the country illegally.
Immediately all democratic federal office holders will be required to open their homes to at least ten illegal aliens regardless of their health status or criminal backgrounds. President Biden said this action would show the world that the Democratic Party is truly the party of the oppressed. For those who have more than one home each home would only need to accept five additional illegals.
Any Chinese crossing the border who are determined to be security threats will be guests of Rep. Eric Swalwell. It was determined they would most comfortable there.
These “guests” should not be required to work or serve in any capacity for fear they might feel like slave labor. This should be a liberating experience and a time to recoup from their long journey.
The second part of the order is designed to create greater transparency and give an accurate account of what is really happening at the border. So President Biden has re-assigned the White House press staff to the southern border. Jen Psaki and her team will be relocating to Yuma, AZ. and will do ride-alongs with border patrol agents. President Biden feels this will give the press staff a clearer picture of what the desert looks like and build better rapport with the natives. In their spare time they will required to use Babbel to increase their fluency in Spanish.
As soon as they National Guard are allowed to leave their forward operating base at Washington, D.C. they will be moving to Yuma help tear down the remaining wall at the border.
The President was escorted from the signing ceremony by Dr. Jill Biden, in his house coat, without answering any questions.